Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Way Things Work

Hello Free Thinkers of the World,

I hope this message finds you happy, safe & fit. The last few days I've started to become irritated with fat people again. Don't bother posting your "You're an insensitive puke" blah blah blah messages, either.

Obesity (from here on out referred to as "fatness") isn't a disease.
It isn't a "social problem".
It isn't a disorder.
Fatness is laziness.

With the exception of those who's thyroids have gone berserk, and a few other rare exceptions, the state of being fat or "fatness" is your own fault. Don't blame it on the way your parents raised you or the fact that no-one else in the class liked you. They might not have liked you because you were fat, but instead of their taunts becoming your motivation to change, you isolated yourself further & found relief in the Double Quarter Pounders that you'd throw down after an exhaustive day in the 4th grade. Logic would lead us to conclude that when you no longer fit in a seat at the movie theater, you need to change. However, in our modern twisted way of "Oh, it isn't your fault" thinking, people have come to believe that the movie theater should accommodate our fatness by getting wider chairs. WRONG ANSWER.

Time for a fatness horror story. So, I was going on a trip & wherever I was headed, I need to fly there. Well, I get on the plane & take up my seat (either in the middle or by the window, I can't recall exactly). As luck would have it, a not-fit female was assigned to the seat next to me. Do you know what I observed & was continued to be horrified by for the duration of the flight? I took note of how her fat conformed to and overlapped the armrests! Needless to say (I'm pretty sure I was in the middle seat), I kept my head & eyes straight forward for the rest of the flight. Do you know how sore your arms, after several hours of having your hands folded in your lap, can get when you can't put your elbows on the arm rests? They begin to burn quite smartly after a while. You know, that is a rather awkward situation to begin with. "Excuse me, ma'am. Could you please pick up your fat and shift it to the other side so I can use my arm rest? My arms are getting a little sore from being out front like this." That would have made for an even more awkward situation.

Back to the point, fatness is your fault. Webster defines "obesity" (fatness) as, "a condition characterized by the excessive accumulation and storage of fat in the body". According to, there are three common caused to fatness. They are: 1) consumption of more food [calories] than the body can use, 2) excess alcohol intake, 3) sedentary lifestyle. I think with just #1 & #3 they described about 90% of America. *light bulb* Oh wait, that's why most of America is fat.

Now, its time to prove my earlier point of "Fatness is laziness". Webster & Healthline agreed that the state of being fat (fatness) is caused by taking in more food (calories) than you expend. This intake/expenditure ratio is further skewed by the fact that fat people sit around (sedentary lifestyle) and don't do anything. If you're fuzzy on how calorie intake should work, here's an example. Our bodies are very similar to motor vehicles. For this exercise, the gas tank is your stomach/intestines, the odometer is your activity level and the fuel is your food. You put more gas in a car when it has spent the fuel it had previously taken in, correct? The rate at which the car consumes (metabolizes) the fuel (food) is directly related to the distances it travels (work done). Therefore, your food intake should be like a car with fuel as opposed to a savings account (in a perfect picture). In a savings account, you are hopefully putting in more money than is going out. This practice will leave you with an excess of money in the future (something we would all like). However, when you take in more food than your body uses, the excess food is deposited in your body which brings us back to becoming fat.

"You didn't explain how being fat is lazy". Maybe I didn't make it clear enough. You are FAT as a result of NOT doing anything which is known as being LAZY. Hopefully this lesson of "The Way Things Work" has been helpful to you and has increased your understanding of how the body works. If you are fat, I truly hope you take this message and use it as motivation to change. In the words of Jonathan Ramirez, "If you keep telling a fat kid he's fat, he'll eventually lose weight." Hopefully we can all have the courage to tell our friends & family that they're fat which will lead to their changing. I'm not even going to bother discussing all the negative effects of being fat.

Big is NOT Beautiful; Fat is NOT Okay.
You're FAT, America. Change!


Friday, October 05, 2007

Tearing It Apart

Andrew Higgins, an intellectual from Akron, had this to say regarding the Jena Six at 0150 this morning:
i no way am i defending the Jena six at all...they deserve a punishment, they really do the only thing i want to know is why do people ask how do they let a symbol allow them to be enraged when back in the day and STILL today color does the same thing.....I still believe that their punishments are way too harsh. And you say they had difficutlties capturing us, but they did, and it was wrong for africans to sell africans for guns and liquor but hell they didn't have anything themselves! they did what they had to do...
I think that is horrible in it's self. But at the same time they capture and they did bring us here unwillingly, and they forced us into slavery. That is why we ask for what we ask for today.
As usual, I did not change the spelling, punctuation, or content in any way. Now for the fun part.

-Back in the day, color, enraged: I really have no idea what the statement is supposed to mean.

-Punishments too harsh: As Jonathan McQueen of Southern Mississippi stated almost six hours later, "You [the victim] don't have to be on your death bed to warrant an attempted murder charge."

-Capturing us: You were a slave? Didn't think so. You've probably never been to Afrika, let alone had been born there. Use "them", not "us".

-Didn't have anything, what to do?: This is the one I've been waiting for. I'll leave the argument of "How the hell did they manage before the Europeans showed up?" alone. I'm aiming for the more entertaining one today, folks. So using your logic, if they had nothing to start with then you and everyone else should be grateful that the Europeans came to Afrika because they brought you a means to survive. In fact, the slave trade should be considered an act of mercy! They brought you out of the jungles of Afrika where you were starving and gave you food in the States (or Colonies). My God, you should thank every Caucasian you ever see or meet from now on for such a merciful & compassionate work that they performed on your behalf.

-Why we ask for what we ask for today: What the hell are you asking for anyway? Once again, based on your statements, it would seem quite logical to me that you want a one-way ticket back to Afrika. I would gladly accommodate such a desire if it resulted in one less ignorant person being in America! I prefer to fight for people who think & don't blindly follow beings like Sharpton and Jesse. What do you think of Liberia?

While scanning through some other comments and posts on an Anti-Jena Six group (which I am proudly a member of & have recruited others into), I ran across this from Douglas Gagnon of Monroe, LA. It is entitled, "Myths VS Truth":
Myth: Black student asked principal if he could sit under 'White' tree

Truth: Black student JOCULARLY (jokingly) asked the principal if he could sit under the tree (the word white was not mentioned)

Myth: Nooses were hung in response to black students sitting under tree

Truth: Nooses were hung because of pep rally for an upcoming game against the cowboys along with signs saying 'hang'em high', 'Hang dem cowboys' and the like. Also BOTH blacks and whites were putting thier heads through the nooses in a joking manner

Myth: the DA was stictly refering to the blacks with his 'I could end your lifes with a stroke of a pen' statement

Truth: he was addressing EVERYONE who was cutting up, and being immatture (he was rather irritated no one was listening to him/taking him seriously) ; whites and blacks

Myth: a white guy beat up a black guy for trying to enter his all-white party

Truth: There were white and blacks at this INVITATION ONLY party; the one trying to enter where there trying to cause trouble.

Myth: A white man pulled a shotgun on a group of blacks, just because of thier color

Truth: The white man feared for his life being approuched by 3 black students trying to start a fight. So he ran to his truck because he was outnumbered

Myth: The white boy (Justin Barker) said something racial to deserve the beating he got

Truth:they were going to jump somebody (to prove a point). [i am about to repeat what i heard from eye witnesses] they were sitting there waiting for one boy in particular to come out of the gym, when he came out, there were football player behind him, so they back up and let him pass... then a minute or two later Justin came out (random redneck whiteguy - not original target- not directly involved in the 'trash talking') Justin only had girls around him, so they attacked him, while one of them held the door to the cafeteria. ... it was not an honorable fight, he was way outnumbered, on purpose

Myth: Justin was well enough to attend a social function (most interpet this as a party)

Truth: Justin attended a RING ceremony, something he's been waiting YEARS for. He was in excruciating pain, and left right after he got his ring.

Myth: The Jena six were 'Good ole boys'.. they were All-Star athletes.. etc..

Truth: while they were All Star athletes, yes..BUT most had prior convictions. Mychal Bell had 4 prior convictions AND was on probation at the time he helped beat up Justin Baker.

Myth: there was a racist ALL white jury

Truth: The jury was all white because the blacks that got a jury summons DIDN'T appear for jury duty..
Well, that pretty much ends the debate in my eyes. Lock up the Jena 6, or we could do it Mr. Higgins' way & send them back to Afrika.

Justice for ALL.