VD on Etiquette

Vox writes (in part):

Today, I found myself sitting ten feet away from a pair of bead-wearing hippy revivalists who were making out as if the sidewalk on the corner was the girl's basement couch. It took some self-control to resist the urge to walk over, unzip my pants and start taking a piss right next to them.

Hey, what's it to you, man? Just doing my thing, dig?

I love this guy. "Bead-wearing hippy revivalists", I need to add that one to my list.

Crispy