Movie Review: "The Village"

Wow. M. Night Shyamalan surprised the h-e-double-hockey-sticks out of me with this one, especially after the success of "Signs". Many people didn't think he could top the success of Signs, and ya know how every action has an equal and opposite reaction? Yeah, it opposite reactioned here.

Crispy's Star Scale: * (since they spent the money, they may as well get at least one)
(Scale is based on a 5 stars, 5 being the best)

Quite possibly this season's worst film ever made. It was so bad that about 45 minutes into the movie, I got up to go take a leak... and I didn't hurry back. Ya know the type of sighing that you make when you've been waiting in line after about an hour? Yeah, I did that type of sigh about 2 or 3 times throughout the movie. This film is wrong in every way. For the betterment of your future, avoid at all costs, please. However, if you just can't stand the suspense, check it out here. You'll hate yourself for having spent about 15 minutes reading this. Here is another good page to read about it.


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