This Whole Border Thing...

While sitting in the Trough this morning and watching the news on the big protector & surround sound speakers that quite honestly only surround the salad bar (that's another post), the illegal Mexican issue came up (imagine that). I think they called the segment "Border Watch". Anyway, there were three of us sitting at the table. We're watching the little Mexicans get chased by the Honorable Minutemen and such and start discussing how we'd handle the situation.

Some of the proposed solutions:

1) Develop incendiary land mines and cover the border with them. This was followed by an EXCELLENT impression by one of friends of Our Fearless Leader informing the Mexican people that we've emplaced such land mines and it may be dangerous to try to cross illegally.
2) Build a 40 foot wall. The only way to get over is by catapult.
3) "Building" upon the previous idea (I'm good, aren't I?), on our side, put pungi sticks followed by a 30 foot deep trench. If they can make it across that, I proposed that we should allow them to stay in the country because we need people that creative.
4) Napalm their wheat field so they can't eat tortillas or rice anymore.
5) Napalm Mexico City.
6) Annex Mexico and make them the 51 state.
7) Bulldoze Mexico and salt the land (guess who came up with that one).

Crispy