The Third One Bites the Dust

Since I have been at this college, the third restaurant has been closed due to illegal activity. The first was KFC (Kan't Find the Chicken) which was closed for running a prostitution ring. The second was Burrito Express. They were using some plant other than lettuce in their burritos, at least according to the DEA. And most recently we had Huddle House shut its doors for drug trafficking. Hooray for this town... I told you the indigenous population was bright.

Crispy